Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Ananias Mathe: The Airforce
A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL FINALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO TO A PARTY
ALONE, SINCE SHE WAS GOOD LOOKING, SHE WAS A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT TO
DO IF BOYS HIT ON HER, SO HER MOM SAID, IT'S VERY EASY, WHENEVER A BOY
STARTS HITTING ON YOU, YOU ASK HIM "WHAT WILL BE THE NAME OF OUR BABY?"
THAT WILL SCARE THEM OFF, SO SHE WENT.
AFTER A LITTLE WHILE AT THE PARTY A BOY STARTED DANCING WITH HER, AND
LITTLE BY LITTLE, KISSING HER AND TOUCHING HER. SHE ASKED HIM, "WHAT
WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?" THE BOY FOUND SOME EXCUSE AND DISAPPEARED.
SOME TIME LATER THE SAME THING HAPPENED AGAIN, A BOY STARTED TO KISS HER
NECK, HER SHOULDERS........ SHE STOPPED HIM AND ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL BE
THE NAME OF OUR BABY?" HE RAN OFF.
LATER ON, ANOTHER BOY INVITED HER FOR A WALK, AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE
STARTED KISSING HER AND SHE ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?"
HE CONTINUED, NOW SLOWLY TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF. "WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE
CALLED?" SHE ASKED ONCE MORE. HE BEGAN TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. "WHAT WILL
OUR BABY BE CALLED?" SHE ASKED AGAIN.
AFTER HE WAS DONE, HE PEELED OFF HIS CONDOM, TIED IT IN A KNOT AND
SAID.... "IF HE GETS OUT OF THIS ONE.........He will be called ANANIAS
MATHE
Author: Unknown
ALONE, SINCE SHE WAS GOOD LOOKING, SHE WAS A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT TO
DO IF BOYS HIT ON HER, SO HER MOM SAID, IT'S VERY EASY, WHENEVER A BOY
STARTS HITTING ON YOU, YOU ASK HIM "WHAT WILL BE THE NAME OF OUR BABY?"
THAT WILL SCARE THEM OFF, SO SHE WENT.
AFTER A LITTLE WHILE AT THE PARTY A BOY STARTED DANCING WITH HER, AND
LITTLE BY LITTLE, KISSING HER AND TOUCHING HER. SHE ASKED HIM, "WHAT
WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?" THE BOY FOUND SOME EXCUSE AND DISAPPEARED.
SOME TIME LATER THE SAME THING HAPPENED AGAIN, A BOY STARTED TO KISS HER
NECK, HER SHOULDERS........ SHE STOPPED HIM AND ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL BE
THE NAME OF OUR BABY?" HE RAN OFF.
LATER ON, ANOTHER BOY INVITED HER FOR A WALK, AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE
STARTED KISSING HER AND SHE ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?"
HE CONTINUED, NOW SLOWLY TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF. "WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE
CALLED?" SHE ASKED ONCE MORE. HE BEGAN TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. "WHAT WILL
OUR BABY BE CALLED?" SHE ASKED AGAIN.
AFTER HE WAS DONE, HE PEELED OFF HIS CONDOM, TIED IT IN A KNOT AND
SAID.... "IF HE GETS OUT OF THIS ONE.........He will be called ANANIAS
MATHE
Author: Unknown
Daily bread 26/06
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. AL Franken
SPERM: My true Revolutionary
A sperm is enslaved in the testacles, not one but millions of them. The Sperm wants to be free in the Promise land, the Ovum. It therefore wages a war for freedom, it starts conquering in the Vas difference which is a very long stretch and full of obstacles. The Sperm does not lose hope it fights on. It continues to fight in the urethra. The threat of freedom comes when it's about to leave the pennis. That is really "Behind enemy lines"
The Sperm is the true revolutionary, it continues to fight and to mobilise its troops. It enters the Utterus where the real fight begins. They fight on in the womb, here it's very difficult because they can all see the Promise land. the Ovum. The Ovum is lying on the falopian tubes, towards the womb. The fight continues, the coalition brakes down because out of the million troops only
one True revolutionary will enter the Promise land.
They fight on to brake the only remaining wall to the Promise land. In the end the SPERM: My true revolutionary emerges and enter the Promise Land. Nine months later the State of Ovum is declared independent and the new name is Miracle: The human being.
We are all great Miracles.
I have to mention that in that nine months a great fortress is build for protection against rebels.
HIV-AIDS and other deseases.
We were made fighters and victors. No matter what it is; We shall overcome
The Sperm is the true revolutionary, it continues to fight and to mobilise its troops. It enters the Utterus where the real fight begins. They fight on in the womb, here it's very difficult because they can all see the Promise land. the Ovum. The Ovum is lying on the falopian tubes, towards the womb. The fight continues, the coalition brakes down because out of the million troops only
one True revolutionary will enter the Promise land.
They fight on to brake the only remaining wall to the Promise land. In the end the SPERM: My true revolutionary emerges and enter the Promise Land. Nine months later the State of Ovum is declared independent and the new name is Miracle: The human being.
We are all great Miracles.
I have to mention that in that nine months a great fortress is build for protection against rebels.
HIV-AIDS and other deseases.
We were made fighters and victors. No matter what it is; We shall overcome
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